38 Movie Quotes about Crooks (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Feb 11, 2026

Memorable quotes about crooks, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 So, you're stealing.

Jennifer Aniston as Joanna in Office Space

32 It's just as well. I'd sooner be thought a successful crook than a destitute monarch.

Charlie Chaplin as King Shahdov in A King in New York (1957)

33 I'm a crook, Joker, just like you. Now where's the payoff?

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

34 Being an honorable crook, I'd let them off the hook for a measly $22,400,000.

Julie Newmar as Catwoman in Batman (1966)

35 Me think you are crooks. Me go tell the mayor.

Edward Everett Horton in Batman (1966)

36 Wait a minute, mother. Unfortunately, the girl's a crook. I'm going to put her in jail when we get back to New York. But, in the meanwhile, she had no place to go for Christmas, so I...

Fred MacMurray as John Sargent in Remember the Night (1940)

37 Let me tell you something. Your so-called blessed reverend is nothing but a common crook.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965)

38 Aw, he really was a crook! Well this means the contest goes on forever.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory