11 Movie Quotes about Dallas (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Memorable quotes about dallas, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Where am I? Oh, it's powerful hot in here. Is this Dallas?

Mel Blanc as Yosemite Sam in Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie

2 Where to send the bastard? Dallas? Paris? Singapore? London. I'll send the _ to London.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

3 You know, like you could look just about anywhere and see land. I mean, with nothing set down on it. -Yeah, it's great. I'm a real sucker for dirt and cactus. That's how come I left.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty; Michael Sarrazin as Robert Syverton in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

4 Hey, I got an uncle lives in Texas. -No, I'm talking about taxes, money, dollars. -Dallas! That's where my uncle lives, Dallas, Texas!

Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

5 Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

6 Hang on, huh? I'm watching Dallas. I think J.R. might be dead or something. They shot him.

Quote from The Wedding Singer (1998)

7 They look like caricatures of used-car dealers from Dallas.

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

8 This here is Dallas, Texas, the way she sits today.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

9 Then everybody in Dallas come a-runnin' with their hammers and chisels.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show

10 If a policeman is killed in Dallas and they have no clue to guide, if they can't find a fiend, they just wipe their slate clean, and hang it on Bonnie and Clyde.

Quote from Bonnie and Clyde (1967)