11 Movie Quotes about Dallas with AudioUpdated: Jun 12, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Where am I? Oh, it's powerful hot in here. Is this Dallas? Mel Blanc as Yosemite Sam in Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie 2 Where to send the bastard? Dallas? Paris? Singapore? London. I'll send the _ to London. Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho 3 You know, like you could look just about anywhere and see land. I mean, with nothing set down on it. -Yeah, it's great. I'm a real sucker for dirt and cactus. That's how come I left. Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty; Michael Sarrazin as Robert Syverton in They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 4 Hey, I got an uncle lives in Texas. -No, I'm talking about taxes, money, dollars. -Dallas! That's where my uncle lives, Dallas, Texas! Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933) 5 Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves. Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts 6 Hang on, huh? I'm watching Dallas. I think J.R. might be dead or something. They shot him. Quote from The Wedding Singer (1998) 7 They look like caricatures of used-car dealers from Dallas. Quote from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 8 This here is Dallas, Texas, the way she sits today. Quote from The Tex Avery Show 9 Then everybody in Dallas come a-runnin' with their hammers and chisels. Quote from The Tex Avery Show 10 If a policeman is killed in Dallas and they have no clue to guide, if they can't find a fiend, they just wipe their slate clean, and hang it on Bonnie and Clyde. Quote from Bonnie and Clyde (1967) Page 1 of 2 1 2 ► >>