Danny Kaye: 24 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Danny Kaye, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

As Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

2 Come on now. How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters? -Very brave parents, I guess.

Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace; Danny Kaye as Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

3 Well, I'm more the I don't mind pushing my best friend into it, but I'm scared stiff when I get anywhere close to it myself kind.

As Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

4 Is that bad? -Not bad, but always expensive.

Rosemary Clooney as Betty Haynes; Danny Kaye as Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

5 What's this gonna set us back? -Wow! -How much is wow?

Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace; Danny Kaye as Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

6 I think it's impossible, ridiculous and insane. -Anything else? -Yeah. I wish I'd thought of it first.

As Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

7 You know, in some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel.

As Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

8 On this here day of my coronation here, I feel I oughta say something to you that comes straight from the heart. So I say to you all... Sheddap!

In The Danny Kaye Radio Show

9 Gadzooks, that shrew? What'll we do?

In The Danny Kaye Radio Show

10 How much is wow? -Right in between ouch and boing.

Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace; Danny Kaye as Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)