206 Movie Quotes about Dating (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

Memorable quotes about dating, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. No time to say hello, goodbye. I'm late, late, late.

Jerry Colonna as March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

2 Well, I don't think that date could have gone any worse.

John Goodman as James P. "Sulley" Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

3 That's okay. You can just date me, and we'll call it even.

Jason Scott Lee as David Kawena in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

4 Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.

Scott Weinger as Aladdin in Aladdin (1992)

5 No, I don't date my brother's friends.

Jordana Brewster as Mia Toretto in The Fast and the Furious

6 Pumpkin. Pumpkin, you're dating an _.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

7 I don't know. I realize now that if you would take me back then you are very naive and immature. You don't see what a _-up I am. I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone.

Seth Rogen as Dale Denton in Pineapple Express

8 Late? Date? Oh, my gosh. I forgot.

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

9 Oh, yeah. Ha-ha. Anniversary. Of what? -Our very first date. Ooh!

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

10 You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're gonna eat that?

Judd Nelson as John Bender in The Breakfast Club

206 Movie Quotes about Dating (+ Sound Clips)

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