242 Movie Quotes about Dating (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 22, 2026

Memorable quotes about dating, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I ask nicely, but she refuses. What does she want me to do, beg?

Robby Benson as Beast in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

2 So, nerd. I hear you want to be a big ladies' man.

Tim Curry as Drake The Evil Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin

3 Well, I don't think that date could have gone any worse.

Quote from Monsters, Inc.

4 I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. No time to say hello, goodbye. I'm late, late, late.

Jerry Colonna as March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

5 That's okay. You can just date me, and we'll call it even.

Jason Scott Lee as David Kawena in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

6 Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.

Quote from Aladdin (1992)

7 No, I don't date my brother's friends.

Jordana Brewster as Mia Toretto in The Fast and the Furious

8 Pumpkin. Pumpkin, you're dating an _.

Quote from American Psycho

9 I don't know. I realize now that if you would take me back then you are very naive and immature. You don't see what a _-up I am. I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone.

Seth Rogen as Dale Denton in Pineapple Express

10 Late? Date? Oh, my gosh. I forgot.

Quote from Mickey Mouse