Jerry Colonna: 9 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Jerry Colonna, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Help! Monster! Help! Assistance! (TRUMPET)

As March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

2 I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. No time to say hello, goodbye. I'm late, late, late.

As March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

3 Oh, my fur and whiskers.

As March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

4 I'm sorry, but I must eat something. Not me, you... you... barbarian.

Alice (Kathryn Beaumont), March Hare (Jerry Colonna) in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

5 Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts.

As March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

6 Where were you when this horrible crime was committed? -I was home drinking tea.

As March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

7 My fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

As March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

8 Don't just do something, stand there.

As March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

9 Help! Monster! Help!

As March Hare in Alice in Wonderland (1951)