If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would.
17 seconds sound clip from the Alice in Wonderland (1951) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:02:57 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- In this world, perhaps. But in my world the books would be nothing but pictures.
- Once more, from the beginning.
- You see?
- In my world, you wouldn't say meow. You'd say, Yes, Miss Alice.
- But you would. You'd be just like people, Dinah.
[...]