- Officer, this is not a prank.
- Really.
4 seconds sound clip from the Hocus Pocus movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:50:22 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- You lit the Black Flame Candle?
- Yeah.
- Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk.
- Come here. Are you a virgin?
- Yeah.
- Really?
- Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?
- Officer, this is not a prank.
- Really.
- Ah, just a bunch of kids pullin' my chain. They thought I was a real cop.
- I want you to meet the little woman.
[...]