The Emperor's New Groove Quotes with Sound Clips

The Emperor's New Groove Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of funny quotes and famous sayings from The Emperor's New Groove (2000) movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones.

Actors: David Spade (Emperor Kuzco), John Goodman (Pacha), Eartha Kitt (Yzma), Patrick Warburton (Kronk)

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1 I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer!

— Yzma (Eartha Kitt)

2 A few drops in his drink, then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert. -Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

— Yzma (Eartha Kitt), Kronk (Patrick Warburton)

3 Are you talking to that squirrel?

— Yzma (Eartha Kitt)

4 We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.

— Yzma (Eartha Kitt)

5 What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up.

— Emperor Kuzco (David Spade)

6 Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.

— Kronk (Patrick Warburton)

7 Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

— Emperor Kuzco (David Spade)

8 Okay, I'll make it simple for you. I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast. You got it?

— Emperor Kuzco (David Spade)

9 Big, dumb, and tone deaf.

— Emperor Kuzco (David Spade)

10 Whoa! Look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?

— Emperor Kuzco (David Spade)

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