If I were big, those crows wouldn't have me to kick around.
4 seconds sound clip from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - A Very, Very Large Animal / Fish Out of Water (S1E19).
You can hear this line at 00:02:18.640 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
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- Oh, bother. It seems to be raining picnic.
- Oh, how can an animal as very small as myself make such a very large mess?
- No. I'm so small, I'm not even big.
- If I were big, those crows wouldn't have me to kick around.
- I'd have to be twice my size to even be small.
- I wish I were at least a bit bigger.
- You know, I believe I have a very small idea.
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