You misplace everything you come near. Now you've misplaced Piglet.
4 seconds sound clip from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - Where Oh Where Has My Piglet Gone? / Up, Up and Awry (S2E7).
You can hear this line at 00:03:22.585 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
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- Wait. Since I lost Piglet right after I lost the hammer, when I find the hammer, I find Piglet.
- And what better bait for catching a hammer than nails?
- Well, have you found my hammer yet?
- No. Not only have I not found the hammer, Rabbit. But now I've lost Piglet as well.
- It was bound to happen. Only a matter of time.
- You misplace everything you come near. Now you've misplaced Piglet.
- Oh, well, it'll be all right, Pooh bear. I'll help you find him.
- Pooh, we've looked everywhere at least a hundred times.
- But I believe we've only looked over there one or three dozen times. Perhaps we should check again.
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