The Emperor's New Groove

The Emperor's New Groove Cover

Sound bites of funny quotes and famous sayings from The Emperor's New Groove (2000) movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones.

Actors: David Spade (Emperor Kuzco), John Goodman (Pacha), Eartha Kitt (Yzma), Patrick Warburton (Kronk)

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1 I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer!
2 A few drops in his drink, then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert. -Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.
3 Are you talking to that squirrel?
4 We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.
5 What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up.
6 Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.
7 Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
8 Okay, I'll make it simple for you. I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast. You got it?
9 Big, dumb, and tone deaf.
10 Whoa! Look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?
 
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