- But I can't read.
- What, what? What! And I don't suppose you know how to write?
- No, sir. Well, what do you know?
- Well, I...

8 seconds sound clip from the The Sword in the Stone (1963) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:55:09.147 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Ah. You're only confusing the boy. Before you're through, he'll be so mixed up, he'll be wearing his shoes on his head.

- Man has always learned from the past. After all, you can't learn history in reverse. It's confusing enough, for heaven's sakes.

- All right. All right. Have it your way, Archimedes. You're in charge. You're the headmaster now. So, from now on he's your pupil.

- So, from now on, boy, you do as I say.

- Yes, sir.

- All right.

- Now, to start off, I want you to read these books.

- All of them?

- That, my boy, is a mountain of knowledge.

- But I can't read.

- What, what? What! And I don't suppose you know how to write?

- No, sir. Well, what do you know?

- Well, I...

- Never mind, never mind. We'll start at the bottom. The ABC's.

- First the A and now the B. Loop and around and there's the C.

- Merlin, look. I can write!

- Oh, yes, yes. That's very good, boy.

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