86 Movie Quotes about Divorce with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

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21 Right now everything is great. Everyone is happy, everyone is in love, and that's wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later, you gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish.

Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...

22 Put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you don't know whose is whose. Because someday, believe it or not, you'll go 15 rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table.

Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...

23 That relationship was not entirely successful.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

24 Hey! Maybe your parents should get a divorce. Did wonders for my dad.

Quote from Jingle All the Way (1996)

25 Her kind don't want to work. No wonder her husband ran off and left her.

Clint Eastwood as Bronco Billy in Bronco Billy

26 Besides, marriage today is a joke. People get married, divorced, married. All they think marriage is for is humping. They don't know the duties, wifely duties.

Anthony Quinn as Lou Carbone in Jungle Fever

27 Yes, I had a wife. She had two heads. One of the heads and I just couldn't get along.

Humphrey Bogart as Major Jed Webbe in Battle Circus (1953)

28 What happened to your marriage, Bea? -It drowned in champagne.

Dean Martin as Sam Harmon; Angie Dickinson as Beatrice Ocean in Ocean's 11 (1960)

29 You went to work after the divorce, didn't you? -Well, yes, except for a brief interlude in a couple of alcoholic sanitariums.

Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord; Cary Grant as C.k. Dexter Haven in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

30 The thing I want is I want you two kids to get married. Right here on the dance floor. A public wedding. I mean, you get divorced right after the show, if you want. It's just for effect.

Gig Young as Rocky Gravo in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?