88 Double Entendre Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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A selection of double entendre quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 I broke it in half. I kept one piece with me and hid the other where no one will ever find it. -Jimmy's underwear?

Mark Dacascos as Jimmy Lee in Double Dragon (1994)

22 You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart. -Too bad, Sheriff. I'm a married man. -One-Eyed Betty!

Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head; Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story 3

23 One thing every rooster's gotta know is the answer to the old question, why does a chicken cross the road? The answer is: to have a ball.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

24 So, you say you feel like a rabbi trapped in a pig's body? -No, a rabbit! A rabbit in a pig's body!

Jim Cummings as Dr. Spike Rabbit in Claymation Easter (1992)

25 Cream? -No, thank you. I take it black. Like my men.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

26 Vill I, vill I see you later? -That all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.

Cleavon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles (1974)

27 What happens in show business when a holiday comes along? You give an extra performance.

Bing Crosby as Jim Hardy in Holiday Inn (1942)

28 For a double dose of diabolical deception.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

29 What are your specialties? -Catburgers with catsup, Chicken Cat-atore and various cuts of meat from choice Kansas City cattle.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

30 Keep practicing, Joey, and someday you will choke that chicken.

Chris Farley as Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

88 Double Entendre Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

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