Dr. Teeth: 9 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 2, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Dr. Teeth, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 I want to eat drums. -No, no. Beat drums, beat drums!

Dr. Teeth (Jim Henson), Animal (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

2 We go bye-bye?

Jim Henson in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

3 Our gentle mornin' melodies have attracted wanderin' admirers.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

4 Oh, yeah. The road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him. -He's the man with the contacts? -No, he's the man with the van.

Floyd Pepper (Jerry Nelson), Dr. Teeth (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

5 Which am us. -For sure, for sure.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

6 Too true, too true. It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

7 Hey, hey. The man with the badge. The police, the cops, the fuzz, the P.I...

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

8 Welcome to my presence. -Thank you.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)

9 This is a narrative of very heavy-duty proportions. -Yeah. Cosmic, man.

Jim Henson in The Muppet Movie (1979)