27 Dry Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Oct 10, 2025

A selection of dry humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

21 You're about as much fun as a divorce. Which is not a bad idea.

David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight in Knight Rider (1982)

22 Funny? I detect no source of amusement.

William Daniels as Kitt in Knight Rider (1982)

23 Master, I could be wrong, but that may not be the best way to win the girl's affections.

Paige O'Hara as Belle in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

24 No. But I did start taking baby aspirin to reduce my risk for heart attack.

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

25 He's just steamin' because you got 20 years on him. Maybe more like 30.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

26 What are they doing it for? -It's not for fun. You can bet on that.

Susannah York as Alice LeBlanc in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

27 Well, frankly, madam, within that price range, the variety of merchandise is rather limited.

Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's

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