27 Dry Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 2

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11 Scott, how did you get in here? -Through the door.

Robert Lansing as Dr. Scott Nelson in 4D Man (1959)

12 Do you like the flower arrangement? -A very nice arrangement, but it needs some flowers.

John Fiedler as Piglet; Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

13 Scuse, signore. May I take your coat? -Thank you very much. -Your gloves? -Of course. -Your hat? -Hmm. -Grazie, signore. -Prego.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

14 Excuse me. -Yes? -Do you know the way to the Palace Hotel? -Yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

15 Oh, maybe it was DDT. I don't know, I never drank any before.

Humphrey Bogart as Capt. Warren "Rip" Murdock in Dead Reckoning (1947)

16 Maybe it's just the whole damn world is like Central Casting. They got it all rigged before you ever show up.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

17 Funny? I detect no source of amusement.

William Daniels as KITT in Knight Rider (1982)

18 Well, what I mean is, if you think about it, cattle ain't got it much worse than us. -They got it better. There's always somebody feeding them.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

19 And a long green skirt... -Did you get that down? -No. As I said, I've only known her a year.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung; Jim Dale as Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

20 Hi. I hope you don't drink before noon. -Oh, no, I don't. -The last one we had here, seemed like she was on a liquid diet. -Last what? -Secretary. Penny Monroe.

Clint Eastwood as Chief Red Garnett in A Perfect World