25 Dry Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 2

Last updated on: July 19, 2025

A selection of dry humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 This could be a clue... A hole three acres wide and 200 feet deep.

Quote from Batman (1966)

12 Hi. I hope you don't drink before noon. -Oh, no, I don't. -The last one we had here, seemed like she was on a liquid diet. -Last what? -Secretary. Penny Monroe.

Clint Eastwood as Chief Red Garnett in A Perfect World

13 And a long green skirt... -Did you get that down? -No. As I said, I've only known her a year.

Quote from Carry On Screaming!

14 Well, what I mean is, if you think about it, cattle ain't got it much worse than us. -They got it better. There's always somebody feeding them.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

15 Maybe it's just the whole damn world is like Central Casting. They got it all rigged before you ever show up.

Jane Fonda as Gloria Beatty in They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

16 Oh, maybe it was DDT. I don't know, I never drank any before.

Humphrey Bogart as Capt. Warren "Rip" Murdock in Dead Reckoning (1947)

17 Excuse me. -Yes? -Do you know the way to the Palace Hotel? -Yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

18 Scuse, signore. May I take your coat? -Thank you very much. -Your gloves? -Of course. -Your hat? -Hmm. -Grazie, signore. -Prego.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

19 Do you like the flower arrangement? -A very nice arrangement, but it needs some flowers.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

20 Scott, how did you get in here? -Through the door.

Robert Lansing as Dr. Scott Nelson in 4D Man (1959)