Eric Idle: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Jul 4, 2026

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21 And I thought you were ferocious dragons. -Uh, well, not exactly. The real ferocious ones are those fire-breathing bullies out there. -Yes, they're always picking on us, calling us names, pushing us around. I hate them.

Cary Elwes as Garrett; Eric Idle as Devon; Don Rickles as Cornwall in Quest for Camelot (1998)

22 Now, listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted. -Oh? Where do you usually go?

Eric Idle as Devon; Don Rickles as Cornwall in Quest for Camelot (1998)

23 We just broke the dragon's cardinal rule. -What? Never wear brown shoes with a blue suit? -No, you moron. Never help a human.

Don Rickles as Cornwall; Eric Idle as Devon in Quest for Camelot (1998)

24 You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame-retarded dragon.

As Devon in Quest for Camelot (1998)

25 What's so scary about ogres? -Their appetite!

Eric Idle as Devon; Jessalyn Gilsig as Kayley in Quest for Camelot (1998)

26 Ladies and gentlemen, please restore your seats to the upright position. -Assume the crash position, and hope you don't smell your socks. -Tray tables up. -And put away your sandwiches. -Turbulence!

Don Rickles as Cornwall; Eric Idle as Devon in Quest for Camelot (1998)

27 Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women. -Right. We're a giant lizard with two heads. We'll have to beat them off with a stick.

Eric Idle as Devon; Don Rickles as Cornwall in Quest for Camelot (1998)

28 I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta. -What? -It's my right as a man.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

29 There's no way out. -There's one way out! You'll have to fly! -We can't fly. We explained that before our song.

Eric Idle as Devon; Jessalyn Gilsig as Kayley in Quest for Camelot (1998)

30 How could you be so cold-blooded? -I'm a reptile.

Don Rickles as Cornwall; Eric Idle as Devon in Quest for Camelot (1998)