Ernie Capadino Movie Quotes & Lines – 17 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Oh, relax! I'm talking lookie, no touchie.

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

2 You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself. Sit here. I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

3 Every trip I take, I gotta sit next to one of these guys. I'm just too friendly.

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

4 Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

5 Ooh. That one hurt. So long, milkmaids.

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

6 I don't want you! I want her! The one who hit the ball! You can climb back under the cow.

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

7 Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula. If you wanna stay here plucking cows, that's your business.

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

8 Get these wild animals away from me! Haven't you ever heard of a leash?

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

9 Did you promise the cows you'd write?

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

10 Gotta look at another girl. Hope you're not jealous.

Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

Ernie Capadino Movie Quotes & Lines – 17 Classics (+ Audio)

1 Oh, relax! I'm talking lookie, no touchie.

2 You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself. Sit here. I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.

3 Every trip I take, I gotta sit next to one of these guys. I'm just too friendly.

4 Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.

5 Ooh. That one hurt. So long, milkmaids.

6 I don't want you! I want her! The one who hit the ball! You can climb back under the cow.

7 Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula. If you wanna stay here plucking cows, that's your business.

8 Get these wild animals away from me! Haven't you ever heard of a leash?

9 Did you promise the cows you'd write?

10 Gotta look at another girl. Hope you're not jealous.

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