Jon Lovitz: 39 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Jon Lovitz, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Hang on to your hats, you devil dogs. Because the Master bebop blaster of all time is going to give you a soul injection.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

2 Oh, relax! I'm talking lookie, no touchie.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

3 You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself. Sit here. I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

4 Every trip I take, I gotta sit next to one of these guys. I'm just too friendly.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

5 Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

6 Oh. Well, good luck finding a DJ who can move and shake like this.

As Jimmie Moore in The Wedding Singer (1998)

7 When you bump with the hump, you land on your rump!

In Hotel Transylvania

8 Ooh. That one hurt. So long, milkmaids.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

9 I just love the flying ah.

As T.R. Chula in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

10 I'm a good-looking spider, no? There's a lot of old women like to marry me.

As T.R. Chula in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West