Jon Lovitz Movie Quotes & Lines – 39 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Jon Lovitz, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Hang on to your hats, you devil dogs. Because the Master bebop blaster of all time is going to give you a soul injection.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

2 Oh, relax! I'm talking lookie, no touchie.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

3 You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself. Sit here. I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

4 Every trip I take, I gotta sit next to one of these guys. I'm just too friendly.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

5 Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

6 Oh. Well, good luck finding a DJ who can move and shake like this.

As Jimmie Moore in The Wedding Singer (1998)

7 When you bump with the hump, you land on your rump!

In Hotel Transylvania

8 Ooh. That one hurt. So long, milkmaids.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

9 I just love the flying ah.

As T.R. Chula in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

10 I'm a good-looking spider, no? There's a lot of old women like to marry me.

As T.R. Chula in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West