Jon Lovitz Movie Quotes & Lines – 39 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Jon Lovitz, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 Water? I'll give 'em water.

As T.R. Chula in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

12 I just love finding subversives. Hey boss, what's a subversive?

As T.R. Chula in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

13 Things could be worse, you know. -How? -How what? -How could they be worse? -They couldn't. I lied.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

14 I've always loved travel anyway. The open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grille.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

15 I don't want you! I want her! The one who hit the ball! You can climb back under the cow.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

16 Hey, no skin off my Ashtabula. If you wanna stay here plucking cows, that's your business.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

17 Get these wild animals away from me! Haven't you ever heard of a leash?

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

18 Did you promise the cows you'd write?

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

19 Gotta look at another girl. Hope you're not jealous.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

20 You know General Omar Bradley? -Yeah. -There's too strong a resemblance.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

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