Jon Lovitz Movie Quotes & Lines – 37 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Updated: Nov 7, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Jon Lovitz, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

21 Why, look, Lampy. From here you can see the really big lamp. -Wow! I wonder where his switch is.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

22 I think Houdini did this once. Why, if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time. -Well, that's encouraging.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

23 Things could be worse, you know. -How? -How what? -How could they be worse? -They couldn't. I lied.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

24 Well, that concludes our broadcast today, uh, week. Actually, it concludes all future broadcasting of any sort. We'll sign off now with a suitable tune!

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

25 There was a shot, a puff of smoke. We ran like the dickens. And that's how we got here. -Wow! -Yeah, well, something like that.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

26 Aw, dry your eyes. Yeah, I'm just going home. Grab a shower and a shave, give the wife a pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way. I'll see you.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

27 Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved. -What? -Or maybe it was a basset hound.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

28 Lay off. -Yeah, pipe down, carpet breath.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

29 I've always loved travel anyway. The open road, the smell of the wind in my face, the flies clogging up my grille.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

30 Shut up, shut up! -Shut up! -Let somebody else try for a change.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

Jon Lovitz Movie Quotes & Lines – 37 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Latest Movie Sound Bites

Poll