Jon Lovitz Movie Quotes & Lines – 37 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Updated: Nov 7, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Jon Lovitz, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 Are you sure this is the right direction? -Why, certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest. -In that case, we're definitely lost.

Radio From The Brave Little Toaster (Jon Lovitz), The Brave Little Toaster (Deanna Oliver) in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

32 Do we have to stop here? -Only for a while. -Just long enough to lose our minds. We'll be cannibals within a few days. I've seen it happen.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

33 Just shorted right out. -He cracked up, he snapped, he sold the farm. Poor chump.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

34 Damn thee, thou cursed whale! From the depths of hell, I stab at thee!

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

35 Oh, were you in line first here? Well, after you, of course! Pardon me!

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

36 Aw. Doesn't that hurt them? -It doesn't seem to. -That would bruise the hell out of me.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own

37 Oh! This is making me sick.

As Ernie Capadino in A League of Their Own