16 Movie Quotes about Fake Friends (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Aug 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about fake friends, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 They're quick and slick, they're insincere.

Sterling Holloway as Winnie The Pooh in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 However, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

Alan Ford as Brick Top in Snatch

3 How did you find me? -Oh, it was easy really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal, and followed that.

Donna Murphy as Mother Gothel in Tangled

4 Meanwhile, I warn you. One thing I will not allow is anyone being false to me.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

5 You mean you doubted our obvious insincerity?

Peter Sellers as Grytpype Thynne in The Goon Show

6 Come on, Penguin. Time to rip off your false feathers.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

7 He is a snake, that's what he is. You turn your back on him, he'll stick it in. You don't trust a guy like that.

Robert Loggia as Frank Lopez in Scarface (1983)

8 I accuse this man of being a faker.

Edward Arnold in Meet John Doe (1941)

9 Every time one of these phonies comes along, it ties knots in my stomach. I can't eat.

Edward G. Robinson as Barton Keyes in Double Indemnity

10 And now, my conscience-stricken little crocodile, wipe away those disgusting phony tears and let's talk sensibly, huh

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

16 Movie Quotes about Fake Friends (+ Sound Clips)

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