Can't find a coon-ass waltz to save my ass.
5 seconds sound clip from the A Perfect World movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:16:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Tell you the truth, I kinda hope they make it across the border. Let the feds take this.
- I got things I could be doing at home.
- I'm kinda hungry. We got any food in this place?
- They got T-bones in the fridge...
- I don't think we should eat that, those were ordered special for the governor...
- That so? I do like Tater Tots.
- Can't find a coon-ass waltz to save my ass.
- That stuff you told me about not trick-or-treating because of Jehovah... was you pulling my leg?
- No, sir.
- What else ain't you supposed to do?
- No birthdays, nor parties neither.
[...]