And The stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby.
12 seconds sound clip from the Addams Family Values movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:02:20 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Nurse, how close are the contractions?
- Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?
- Oui.
- And then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork.
- Our parents are having a baby, too.
- Forceps!
- Forceps.
- Forceps!
- No, thank you. But do ask the children.
[...]