Uncle Fester Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Uh, that's right. We should have... ugly girls.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

2 I love you. I worship you. I'd do anything for you. I'd pay.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

3 Gomez, how do you do it? How can I be like you? How can I be suave?

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

4 I'm a virgin. -You are? What's that?

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

5 Give me a kiss. -Give me a 20.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

6 Oh... Dementia. What a beautiful name. -It means insanity.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

7 My name's Fester. It means to rot.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

8 I will devote... my every waking moment to your happiness alone.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

9 But with your looks, your charm, women must follow you everywhere. -Store detectives.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

10 I know, but I want more... Legs, elbows, a head.

Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester in Addams Family Values

Uncle Fester Movie Quotes & Lines – 10 Classics (+ Audio)

1 Uh, that's right. We should have... ugly girls.

2 I love you. I worship you. I'd do anything for you. I'd pay.

3 Gomez, how do you do it? How can I be like you? How can I be suave?

4 I'm a virgin. -You are? What's that?

5 Give me a kiss. -Give me a 20.

6 Oh... Dementia. What a beautiful name. -It means insanity.

7 My name's Fester. It means to rot.

8 I will devote... my every waking moment to your happiness alone.

9 But with your looks, your charm, women must follow you everywhere. -Store detectives.

10 I know, but I want more... Legs, elbows, a head.

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