8 seconds sound clip from the Good Will Hunting movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:33:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks.
- Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price.
- And, of course, the oil companies used a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices.
- A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at $2.50 a gallon.
- They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course.
- Maybe they even took the liberty of hirin' an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs.
- It ain't too long till he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic.
- So now by buddy's out of work. He can't afford to drive so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic haemorrhoids.
- And meanwhile, he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.
- So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for something better.
- I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I can be elected president.
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