How the Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes with Sound Clips

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) poster

Funny quotes from How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), featuring short sound bites.

Actors: Jim Carrey (The Grinch), Anthony Hopkins (The Narrator), Taylor Momsen (Cindy Lou Who), Jeffrey Tambor (Mayor Augustus MayWho), Christine Baranski (Martha May Whovier),

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1 And I won? -You won! -That means there were losers. -I guess.

The Grinch (Jim Carrey), Cindy Lou Who (Taylor Momsen)

2 Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it: 4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss.

The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

3 Of course, if I bumped the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?

The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

4 Santa, what's Christmas really about? -Vengeance! I mean, presents, I suppose.

The Grinch (Jim Carrey), Cindy Lou Who (Taylor Momsen)

5 You called down the thunder, now, get ready, for the boom! Gaze into the face of fear!

The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

6 So, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood outside his cave, hating the Whos. -Alphabetically.

The Grinch (Jim Carrey), The Narrator (Anthony Hopkins)

7 Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.

The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

8 You have termites in your smile.

The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

9 There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.

The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

10 I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump!

The Grinch (Jim Carrey)

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