What happened to you? Did you shave with a piece of glass?
5 seconds sound clip from the Jumanji (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:42:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I hope you realise, with my parents gone, this home belongs to me.
- Oh, thank you. No more banana leaves. Yes.
- What do you think those monkeys will do to the ecosystem around here?
- Hello?
- What happened to you? Did you shave with a piece of glass?
- What happened to you? Did the Clampetts have a yard sale? Heh.
- What do you want? I've never shaved before.
- How about Peter and I play, and you just sort of watch?
[...]