The local press seems to think we'd save everyone a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves.
— Lou (James Gammon)
10 seconds sound clip from the Major League (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:32:05 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I'm back. I'm gonna be around.
- Relax, kid. We got 162 of these games to go.
- All right, everybody. We got 10 minutes to game time. Let's all gather round.
- I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses.
- I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last.
- Me? I'm for wasting sportswriters' time.
- So, I'd like to hang around and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit-burger to eat.
- Aren't we gonna have a prayer?
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