We're out of towels, and I'm too old to go diving into lockers.
6 seconds sound clip from the Major League (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:59:28 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I've had it with this nickel-and-dime stuff.
- I'm gonna get that bitch on the phone.
- You wanted to talk to the bitch?
- Yeah.
- Don't you think you ought to cover yourself with a towel first, Mr. Brown?
- We're out of towels, and I'm too old to go diving into lockers.
- What happened to the new whirlpool we were supposed to get?
- Revenue problems have forced us to cut back on equipment.
- We'll simply have to fix the old whirlpool.
[...]