Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes with Sound Clips

Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes with Sound Clips

The funniest quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Robin Williams (Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire), Sally Field (Miranda Hillard), Pierce Brosnan (Stu Dunmeyer)

5 more actors

, Harvey Fierstein (Frank Hillard), Mara Wilson (Natalie Hillard), Lisa Jakub (Lydia Hillard), Matthew Lawrence (Chris Hillard), Robert Prosky (Mr. Lundy)

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1 In regards to my behavior, I can only plead insanity, because ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them, I was crazy about them. And once I held them, I was hooked.

— Daniel Hillard (Robin Williams)

2 And they may not see each other for days, weeks, months, or even years at a time. But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind. And you'll have a family in your heart forever.

— Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams)

3 It was a drink that killed him. -How awful. He was an alcoholic? -No. He was hit by a Guinness truck. So, it was quite literally the drink that killed him.

— Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams)

4 I'm addicted to my children, sir. I love them with all my heart, and the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them every day... it's like someone saying I can't have air.

— Daniel Hillard (Robin Williams)

5 You can either wear that or feed a small country. That's so nice. So decadent.

— Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams)

6 You own that big, expensive car out there? Oh, dear. Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that's trying to compensate for smaller genitals, is he? But not in your case, 'cause I see that you're a strapping lad, aren't ya?

— Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams)

7 It's a island, dear, and a glorious one, because they have a queen and they have a royal family. -Oh, just like a poker game. -It's a full house.

— Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams)

8 Accent's a little, kind of muddled there. -Really? Well, so is your tan.

— Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams), Stu Dunmeyer (Pierce Brosnan)

9 Oh, I'm very sorry, dear, it's my medicine. I have to go take my medicine now. -We have water at the table. -I can't take it orally, dear. Will you forgive me? I'll be right back.

— Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire (Robin Williams)

10 We have a history. And I just... They mean everything to me. And they need me as much as I need them. So please, don't take my kids away from me.

— Daniel Hillard (Robin Williams)

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