Oh, Sorry I'm late. But after all those scotches, I had to piss like a racehorse.
6 seconds sound clip from the Mrs. Doubtfire movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:42:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Hey, hey. I got the stretch outside. Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend?
- No, no. I mean... does she have a lady friend for me? Go ahead. Ask her.
- Go ahead. Come on. Go get 'em.
- Hey, Dan. Dan! Hey, I need my orders for table 39.
- Relax. They'll be out in a minute.
- Oh, Sorry I'm late. But after all those scotches, I had to piss like a racehorse.
- Daniel?
- Yeah?
- Why in God's name are you dressed like a woman?
- Oh, damn. I... Well... I'd like you to meet the host of your new show.
- Host?
- Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear. I specialize in the education and entertainment of children.
[...]
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