I've been shitfaced for the past week.
4 seconds sound clip from the Slap Shot (1977) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:07:51 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Johnny doesn't care for the fighting. He told me so.
- If we weren't so far below sea level, the radio reception here would be much better.
- I've been shitfaced for the past week.
- I only drink in the afternoon. Or before a game... or when Johnny's away.
- Me too.
- If I'm not tight, I can't stand it.
- It's sad, so sad, it's a sad, sad situation and it's gettin' more and more absurd.
[...]