Quotes with Sound Clips from The Nutty Professor (1996)

The Nutty Professor (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes, sayings and famous lines from The Nutty Professor (1996) movie, featuring short sound clips that you can use as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins), Jada Pinkett (Carla Purty), Dave Chappelle (Reggie Warrington), Larry Miller (Dean Richmond)

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1 I'll tell you this, if I'm gonna change my life, it's not gonna come from some magic drink. Gotta come from a lot of hard work, and exercise and plenty of these.

— Sherman Klump, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

2 You know what your problem is, you don't work out. Gotta exercise. Look at me. That's all muscle.

— Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

3 He's too shy for something like that. He hates parties. In fact, we tried to have a party for him when he was 18 years old, and he's so shy, he didn't even show up.

— Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

4 It's your teeth, I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal, man.

— Buddy Love, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

5 You caught me in the middle of a little step aerobics I was doing out here.

— Sherman Klump, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

6 Oh, hello, sir. You caught me in the middle of an experiment I was doing. I was trying to see how the students would respond to a teacher-less environment.

7 People have a tendency in life to always want to rush into things.

8 Women be shopping, baby. Women be shopping! Damn! You can't stop a woman from shopping, baby!

— Reggie Warrington (Dave Chappelle)

9 But don't let the gray hair fool you. I ain't no easy win, nigger.

— Grandma Klump, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

10 Case in point, this woman is suffering from what I like to call 'jell-o arms.' You notice the arm is taking on a gelatin sort of vibe. And it's quite nasty.

— Buddy Love, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)