Ooh. Close. Very close, but wrong.

5 seconds sound clip from the The Nutty Professor (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:06:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, allow me to answer that question by posing another.

- Why are you trying to destroy my school?

- Beg your pardon, sir?

- Do you know who Louise Vindovik is?

- Oh, surely, sir. She's a lovely woman who so generously donates money to help us fund our science department.

- Ooh. Close. Very close, but wrong.

- See, she was a lovely woman, and she used to fund our science department. That was before she was hospitalized for nearly swallowing a gerbil.

- Not gerbil, sir. A hamster. Gerbils are more streamlined and hamsters have a tendency to be fluffier.

- And the male hamster's scrotum has a tendency to be disproportionately... Never mind.

- Those national rifle people are right. If I had one now... bang.

- You know, sir, I'd like to concentrate on the positives.

[...]

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Actors: Eddie Murphy (Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins), Jada Pinkett (Carla Purty), Dave Chappelle (Reggie Warrington), Larry Miller (Dean Richmond)

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