Unless, of course, they're looking for teachers on Planet Fat.
5 seconds sound clip from the The Nutty Professor (1996) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:14:24 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- No, no, no, that's the thing. There isn't gonna be a later.
- Professor, what did you do last night?
- I have such a bad hangover, I honestly do not remember.
- Unless, of course, they're looking for teachers on Planet Fat.
- Put that food down! They ate yesterday!
- Squeeze really tight and say, 'yes, I can.' Say it again. 'Yes, I can!'
[...]