You can talk about putting a tube in somebody's ass, but I can't break wind.
4 seconds sound clip from the The Nutty Professor (1996) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:15:31 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Every time we have a meal, you break gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal.
- Don't tell me to stop. You the one that brought up colon cleansing and all that mess.
- I did not say anything about breaking gas!
- I said that I was gonna get my colon cleaned.
- You can talk about putting a tube in somebody's ass, but I can't break wind.
- I didn't say nothing about putting a hose up nobody's ass...
- What you think a colonic is? You think you run your asshole by the car wash?
- As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point.
[...]
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Actors: Eddie Murphy (Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins), Jada Pinkett (Carla Purty), Dave Chappelle (Reggie Warrington), Larry Miller (Dean Richmond)
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