Quotes with Sound Clips from The Sandlot (1993)

The Sandlot (1993) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of the best voice quotes selected from the movie The Sandlot (1993), which can be used as ringtones. All the sound clips are downloadable in .mp3 format.

Actors: Tom Guiry (Scotty Smalls), Chauncey Leopardi (Michael "Squints" Palledorous), Patrick Renna (Hamilton "Ham" Porter), Mike Vitar (Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez), James Earl Jones (Mr. Mertle)

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1 You know, if I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.

— Hamilton Ham Porter, Hamilton "Ham" Porter (Patrick Renna)

2 Be there, buffalo-butt breath.

3 And every summer, there she is, lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning.

— Michael Squints Palledorous

4 I'm the Great Bambino.

— Hamilton Ham Porter, Hamilton "Ham" Porter (Patrick Renna)

5 Obviously, we're dealing with a superior intelligence.

— Michael Squints Palledorous

6 But I'm not good at anything, Mom. Face it, I'm just an egghead.

— Scotty Smalls (Tom Guiry)

7 Shoes guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher...

— Scotty Smalls (Tom Guiry)

8 You call that pitching? This is baseball, not tennis. -Give him a tennis racket.

— Hamilton Ham Porter, Hamilton "Ham" Porter (Patrick Renna)

9 You're killing me, Smalls.

— Hamilton Ham Porter, Hamilton "Ham" Porter (Patrick Renna)

10 Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. You just have fun. I mean, if you were having fun, you would've caught that ball.

— Benny The Jet Rodriguez, Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez (Mike Vitar)

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