Patrick Renna Movie Quotes & Lines – 12 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Patrick Renna, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Count on it, pee-drinking crap face!

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

2 You know, if I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

3 You call that pitching? This is baseball, not tennis. -Give him a tennis racket.

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

4 Low and outside. Just like I like it.

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

5 You're killing me, Smalls.

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

6 I'm baking like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot here!

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

7 You guys, he planned that! He knew what he was doing!

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

8 You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

9 Hurry up, batter. It's gonna be a short game, and I gotta get home for lunch.

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

10 I'm the Great Bambino.

As Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)