You know, if I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
— Hamilton "Ham" Porter (Patrick Renna), Hamilton Ham Porter
10 seconds sound clip from the The Sandlot (1993) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:47:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- We're gonna kick their butts tomorrow.
- Jerks.
- Hurry up, batter. It's gonna be a short game, and I gotta get home for lunch.
- You know, if I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
- Hey, is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked.
[...]