The Sandlot (1993) Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of the best voice quotes selected from the movie The Sandlot (1993), which can be used as ringtones. All the sound clips are downloadable in .mp3 format.

Actors: Tom Guiry (Scotty Smalls), Chauncey Leopardi (Michael "Squints" Palledorous), Patrick Renna (Hamilton "Ham" Porter), Mike Vitar (Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez), James Earl Jones (Mr. Mertle)

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1 You know, if I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.

— Hamilton "Ham" Porter (Patrick Renna)

2 Be there, buffalo-butt breath.

3 And every summer, there she is, lotioning, oiling, oiling, lotioning.

— Michael Squints Palledorous

4 I'm the Great Bambino.

— Hamilton "Ham" Porter (Patrick Renna)

5 Obviously, we're dealing with a superior intelligence.

— Michael Squints Palledorous

6 Shoes guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher...

— Scotty Smalls (Tom Guiry)

7 You call that pitching? This is baseball, not tennis. -Give him a tennis racket.

— Hamilton "Ham" Porter (Patrick Renna)

8 You're killing me, Smalls.

— Hamilton "Ham" Porter (Patrick Renna)

9 Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. You just have fun. I mean, if you were having fun, you would've caught that ball.

— Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez (Mike Vitar)

10 Most people never take the chance, either 'cause they're too scared or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes.

— Babe Ruth

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