Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?
5 seconds sound clip from the The Wizard of Oz (1939) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:36:28 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- No, of course not. I didn't think so.
- Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a brain!
- Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?
- Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could...
- I could while away the hours conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain.
- And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' if I only had a brain.
- I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le in trouble or in pain.
- With the thoughts you'd be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln if you only had a brain.
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