If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, it would become papier toilette. We would wipe our ass with it.

— Jean-Jacques Saure (Jean Dujardin)

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11 seconds sound clip from the The Wolf of Wall Street movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:44:06 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- I understand perfectly, you American shit.

- The only way the Banque Réal de Genéve would cooperate with a foreign legal body is if the crime being pursued is also a crime in Switzerland.

- But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices.

- From a financial standpoint, you are now in heaven.

- See, I told you he was fantastic, right?

- If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, it would become papier toilette. We would wipe our ass with it.

- Unless, of course, it was an investigation into stock fraud, which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct.

- Then there would have to be coopération on your part, if I'm not mistaken.

- Yes. Yes, we would. Assuming the account is under your name.

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