Oh, wait, I get it. Your friends are telling you the reason we haven't met is I'm married. Am I right?
7 seconds sound clip from the You've Got Mail movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:45:32.668 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Some tweaking? A project that needed 'tweaking.' -Yeah, that's what he said.
- T-W-E-A-K-I-N-G? Tweaking. OK, all right.
- It sounds to me like he's married. Married, three kids.
- It's a terrible thing to say. He could not possibly be married.
- How do you know? Have you asked him? Have you said, are you married?
- No, I'm not going to ask. No.
- I know this is probably a little late to be asking, but... are you married?
- Am I married? What kind of question is that? How can you ask me that? Don't you know me at all?
- So he didn't answer the question.
- He nailed me. He knew exactly what I was after, which is just, by the way, exactly like him.
- He did not answer the question, did he?
- No.
- Maybe he's fat. He's fat. He's a fatty.
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