Happy Gilmore Quotes with Sound Clips

Happy Gilmore

Sound bites of funny quotes, famous lines and sound fx from the Happy Gilmore movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore), Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin), Ben Stiller (Hal L.), Julie Bowen (Virginia Venit), Carl Weathers (Chubbs Peterson), Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson)

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Good! Then, get the hell out of my life! Who needs you? Beat it! Leave me alone!

You're gonna die, clown! You think that's funny? I don't hear you laughing now!

All right! So no matter what, I'm gonna get some money.

And I just want you to know that, although only one of you gets to be my colleague, all of you are now my friends.

Feel the flow, feel it. It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up and down and around. Circular. Circle. With the music, the flow. All good things.

I, like, got the biggest crush on Brooke Shields. And my grandma told me I should write her a letter, you know, so I did. And I got a letter back from Brooke like 2 weeks later, but it was in my grandmother's handwriting.

It ain't over yet. The way I see it, we've only just begun.

So you're a hockey player, huh? You're gonna give that shit up. You're gonna concentrate on golf.

Yeah, a lot of pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness energy, block bad.

You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!

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