Happy Gilmore Quotes with Sound Clips

Happy Gilmore

Sound bites of funny quotes, famous lines and sound fx from the Happy Gilmore movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore), Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin), Ben Stiller (Hal L.), Julie Bowen (Virginia Venit), Carl Weathers (Chubbs Peterson), Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson)

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How about I just go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay. I just may. What do you say?

I gotta admit, you were great out there today... But you weren't that great. A lot of that was luck.

That's, that's, that's... You know, I know what you're doing right now, and I don't like it. So why don't you just shut your trap before I put my foot in it.

What'd you expect? Norman spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.

What? I didn't break it. I was just testing its durability.

You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.

You son of a bitch, ball! Why didn't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!

Let me just sit here and enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit happy, this fresh, delicious, tasty, meaty, turkey-filled... Cold Cut Combo.

Happy learned how to putt. Uh-oh.

Hey, buddy. I want you to do me a favor. You see that lady? She's very important to me, okay? So I want you to take extra-special care of her.

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