Billy Madison

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Funny quotes with sound clips from Billy Madison (1995), in .wav and .mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Billy Madison), Darren McGavin (Brian Madison), Bridgette Wilson (Veronica Vaughn), Bradley Whitford (Eric Gordon), Josh Mostel (Principal Max Anderson)

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1 OK, so let's all open up our 'Reading is fun' books to page 69.
2 I can understand nine words in that book now.
3 I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before. And to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.
4 I see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words. I'm deaf!
5 Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember. What's today? -October?
6 Ultraviolet rays - bad. Lotion - good.
7 If your dog is lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there, and you find that fucking dog!
8 However, if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?
9 Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that! Stay here! Stay as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it!
10 He gonna shit when he realizes it's shit!
 
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