Dumb and Dumber

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The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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1 How about some food? -I swallowed a big June bug when we were driving. I'm not really hungry. -Well, I'm starving.
2 I'll bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day. -No way. -I'll give you 3-to-1 odds. -Nope. -5-to-1? -Nope. -10-to-1? -You're on.
3 Why would she have you meet her at a bar at 10:00 in the morning? -I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.
4 Ho... Jeez, look at the butt on that. -Yeah. He must work out.
5 There's two of them. One of them's got a gun. -Did you pay the gas bill?
6 Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? -How'd you guess? -I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put two and two together.
7 But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. -Not if you count the gurgling sound.
8 I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! -Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Pfft!
9 Life's a fragile thing, Harr. One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.
10 Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport, you know, like in a head-on crash or flying off a cliff, or getting trapped under a gas truck... That's the worst. I have this cousin... well, I had this cousin.
 
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